{"product_id":"vale-forever-excuse-me-shorts-cream","title":"Vale Forever Vickies Painters Cargos — Cream","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cream cotton canvas. Massive layered paint splatter in white, grey, blue, black, and green — thick gestural smears and drip clusters across both front thighs. Slashed horizontal knee cut on the left leg. Right-side utility strap with buckle. Back: \"Excuse Me F**k You!!\" red-blue gradient retro stamp box on the right thigh. Dual oversized back patch pockets. Scattered black paint dots throughout. Raw frayed hem. Carhartt × artist studio × zero f***s energy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVale Forever Vickies Painters Cargos in a heavyweight cream cotton canvas shell — the kind of thick, structured workwear canvas that holds its shape and takes paint like a drop cloth. The front is dominated by two massive fields of layered paint distressing: thick gestural smears, heavy drip clusters, and splatter in white, grey, slate blue, black, and sage green applied in multiple overlapping layers across both front thighs, the paint built up thick enough to crack and peel at the edges, reading like an abstract expressionist canvas. The left knee carries a clean horizontal slash cut — a deliberate raw-edge opening that exposes the leg beneath. A utility strap with a metal buckle is attached to the right outer thigh. Scattered fine black paint dots and smudges are distributed across the rest of the surface. The back is comparatively clean — the same cream canvas with scattered paint dots — with two large structured patch pockets at the seat and a bold \"Excuse Me F**k You!!\" retro stamp print on the right back thigh: block letters in a red-to-blue gradient inside a decorative rectangular border, styled like a vintage rubber stamp or concert poster. Carpenter-style construction with bib hardware at the front shoulders. Wide baggy silhouette, raw frayed hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vale Forever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Massive layered paint splatter in white, grey, blue, black \u0026amp; green · Thick gestural smears and drip clusters on both front thighs · Horizontal slash cut at left knee · Right outer thigh utility strap with metal buckle · \"Excuse Me F**k You!!\" red-blue gradient retro stamp on right back thigh · Dual oversized back patch pockets · Scattered black paint dots throughout · Raw frayed hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavyweight cotton canvas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wide baggy silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizing:\u003c\/strong\u003e True to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brand new, authenticated by experts \u0026amp; AI\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSourced directly from the brand. Ships same-day from the US. 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